TONI ZOVA

Samsung to unveil new mobile phone concept in mid August. I would release more information, like a spoiler picture of the design but I’m sure they wont hesitate to sue me and my company…even if we were part of their product design team. Sadness.

One of these days I’ll have to do something with this book title that I came up with back in 2001 while drunk out of my mind in Florida: FUCKABLE ZOMBIE.

Sounds like it could be a best seller….no?

Good morning sinners. In order to update this blog more frequently I have opted for a theme that reminds me a bit of twitter, and I have limited my posts to only 4 sentences, this way I’m pretty fucking sure my short attention span wont kick in, and i’ll be able to blog more often. Mini blog, little machine gun outbursts of Toni. yes, ok.

Yes, I’m that good. That is all.

So a couple months ago I hired a new in house web developer for a new project I’m working on, his name, Ryan.

You may recognize him from the picture I took and tweeted of him sleeping on the job, again…

Now Ryan isn’t like normal people, he’s…different. He lives in his own little world where coming to work an hour or two late only to lay down on the first couch he lays his eyes on and sleep…that’s right. Now I’d have fired him a long time ago, only he’s incredibly talented, so talented I wonder what the hell this kid could do if he stayed awake longer than 2hours a day, insane.

Anyway, I just told him to join twitter (Rikkko), he’ll be promoting our new site in a few weeks and it’ll help if he has a few hundred loyal twitter followers by then to reach out to. Beware though, he’s insane, rude and if he ever replies to you it will probably have nothing to do with what you said, he also loves vodka, and practices public nudity a lot, mostly in bars while drunk.

Everyone, say hi to Ryan;

Feel free to follow him over at Twitter Rikkko

Ok, i mean if i’m to post things I hate about some women I would probably go on for days typing away. Instead I’ll note just a few things i personally dislike about most women and what most guys don’t like too, remember this is me doing this because you guys asked me to on twitter, you’re responsible for the shit i’m about to type. But for the record, I’m no sexist, on the contrary, I respect women to no end, I think they’re all beautiful and without them we men would be miserable. Truth!

So besides hating on women drivers which Ive expressed over on twitter, I hate it when women criticize each other, if im with someone and all they do is point out this woman’s purse, her shoes, her ugly ass hair, this and that, annoys me to no end. Sure i want who im with to look good, for herself, so she feels good about ‘herself’ and not for other people to point and what not. I have been raised not to care what people say about me or my actions. I know im better than almost anyone out there, it’s how I am it’s not just the ego, so I don’t look to find someone to have as a rival, which women do a lot and it’s annoying. Self confidence and not caring about what others say about your looks at least is a big thing, to me it’s actually a turn on.

Independent self-confident women are awesome. Those that require you to call them special all the time and so on, just no. Guys love to feel girls depend on them, sure, but demanding women are a no no . Being demanding can turn off the nicest of guys that’s for sure.

We all know trust is the basis of any relationship, and jealousy breaks that trust, breaks that relationship. Jealous women that take it up a notch are like natural disasters waiting to happen, like cancer you’re just dying to cut off. Oh and those that think jealousy can be used to revive a relationship are as thick and dense as…well are just thick and dense.

Did I mention women that try to pump emotional talk out of men suck? My god, men say sweet romantic things when they want to, when we feel its right, when they fucking mean it, some women expect it all the damn time. When a woman asks a man ‘whats on your mind?’ in hopes of catching a guy off guard and learning more about how he feels towards her, a guy knows. We’re really not that slow or unaware, we actually know women better than we claim to, so much so I’m sure it will freak most out. We like to have things asked to us straight up, at least I know i do, stop beating around the bush and spit it out you silly woman.

Guys need GUY TIME. Women that expect to have a guys every spare minute of time is ridiculous. Just like women like to have their own space and time, be it to go do their hair, nails, meet a friend, go shop, guys like guy time too, but there are women that don’t get that and in turn end up suffocating their man.

And yes, spare me the ‘there’s so much about men women hate’ because i mean it usually applies to women too. The whole women dont like men with ego’s, or ones that forget stuff a lot, lazy or possessive men, or those that glance at other women….I mean does this not apply to women too? Some women think they’re gods perfect children, others truly do forget stuff a guy cares about because it’s ‘not that important’, don’t even get me started on possessive women and those that look over other guys. Bloody hell.

There are just some things men can’t stand about women, and those are a few. There you go, take notes eh?

I guessed ask what things i say mean a lot so here are some of the words I use online, and a few in person that most of you wont know the meaning to.

Woosaa: is what I use when I’m excited, or taken back by something, some what of a surprised word I use instead of the traditional wow.

Woosh: this is the sound i make rather than a word I say, right after I have come out of the shower and get online. It’s more a word I type to let everyone know that i’m squeaky clean, half naked, and pretty wet. Why i share this with others is beyond me, but i do.

Ugh: it’s not the “uhh.. i dunno” kinda ugh, it’s more of a ‘ugh, that dude is dumb as cow shit’. It’s usually said out in disgust when spoken, when I type it it’s either a in disgust sort of ugh, or more likely a annoyed sort of ugh, or even a ‘you’re pretty annoying right now’ sort of ugh. get it? ok.

Meh: whatever, sort of thing, i dunno, i suppose, i guess. It’s pretty much what meh means, i don’t think i say this one, more of a typed word.

Girlie: something i say to females im friendly with, anyone with friend status or above will get called that from time to time, not that I wont use your name too but it is rarely said to some chick I can’t stand or dislike.

Doritos: Vagina. simple really, yes there are the ones you can eat, but I usually don’t mean those kind when I refer to Doritos.

Mother Fucker: is pretty self explanatory.

Bloody Hell: again, self explanatory.

It’s all good: something I say when I don’t want to bother the person I’m talking to or just don’t want to get into it, also another way of saying ‘go screw yourself, i dont agree with a single fucking thing you just said’

Chickie: term used to describe cute chick, friendly way of recognizing prettiness.

Muffin: only an elite # of ladies ever get called this. it means you’re either a very close friend or we’ve dated before. Again, it’s one of those words that just comes out, not like I try to label people.

There are more but honestly, I don’t have it in me to type them all out. Not today anyway.

Who cares right? Most of you reading this probably know me, and know a little about me. I rarely share a lot about my personal life online, only little silly things from time to time, but after talking to some of you about life, cars, girls and big ass female bus drivers, I decided I might as well share something with you guys to help you in getting to know ‘me’ a little better.

So here’s a little about me;

I’m Toni Zova, the guy who’s done it all. I’m somewhat arrogant but not without reason, it’s true, I can be opinionated but I’ll only share what I really think about certain stuff with those I give 2 cents about. I’m foul mouthed but polite, at times. I’m half British therefor naturally have a sarcastic sense of humor that doesn’t go down well with everyone, not that I care of course.

When I was young I was expelled out of more private schools than I care to remember, I don’t think public schools would have ever let me attend to be honest, yes that bad. I love fast bikes and cars, have crashed my bikes a lot, seriously hurt twice yet i fully recovered. I don’t have any crazy visible scars, but most women find those hot anyway right?

I do care about looks and try to dress smart and what not. Teeth are a big thing, love perfect white teeth, if you got a set of pearly whites i’ll digg you, if not then no biggie. I don’t judge people, never have never will. I eat healthy, not much of a sweet tooth but I do love me some Skittles. I kick boxed/swam for more years than i care to remember, and have long since shed my snappy shove in the face ways, parkour is something I rarely practice anymore. I’m a passionate lover and can be very romantic at times although I’m not a flower getter kind of guy. Loyal when I’m with someone, otherwise I can be a pretty bad flirt, yes, a really bad one.  sue me.

I am an adrenalin junkie, I have bungee jumped, dived off cliffs, para sailed, scuba dived, jumped out of a hot air balloon (also bungee jumping not free falling to my death or anything) and done a lot more things of that nature. I have been all over the place, to tons of countries and speak 3 languages ok, know words here and there in 2 others.

I think im naturally attracted to Asians, it’s more of a sexual attraction, I don’t know I can’t help it damn it. I can flip and turn on someone faster than anything you have ever seen if given reason, I usually lash out but tend to just weigh it out before I do, if the person means a lot I rather just cut their safety harness and let them slip out of my life, if it’s someone I care less about ill ignore them unless I need to be an asshole, in which case I’m honestly pretty good at that.

Yes I do have an evil side to me, who doesn’t right? i can even be immature. I’m not a pushover and hate being told what to do, If I change or do something a different way it’s always because I want to. I don’t compromise, sorry. I live a mellow easy going spoiled lifestyle, everyone knows that about me, it’s not so much that I do what I want when i want, but rather do what I want because Ive earned it. I do have goals, and the drive to do lots of things but after going all out for the past few years and working 15+ hour days sometimes, I’ve decided I’ll just chill till my kick ass ways are needed or called upon some way again, until then I dabble in domaining, and run a couple businesses, 2 of which are online.

Oh and I can’t spell why i type for the life of me, if you have a problem with that you can go fuck yourself.

Yeah that’s enough…I’d go on about my love for noodles, sushi and cooking among other things like my habit of not using a towel after i shower or only wearing underwear that has been previously ironed and so on but i’m sure that will just confuse and freak out some of you, so till next time. Later.