TONI ZOVA

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A Design/Development/SEO blog with bits of randomness

Ryan our Web Developer


So a couple months ago I hired a new in house web developer for a new project I’m working on, his name, Ryan.

You may recognize him from the picture I took and tweeted of him sleeping on the job, again…

laid down

Now Ryan isn’t like normal people, he’s…different. He lives in his own little world where coming to work an hour or two late only to lay down on the first couch he lays his eyes on and sleep…that’s right. Now I’d have fired him a long time ago, only he’s incredibly talented, so talented I wonder what the hell this kid could do if he stayed awake longer than 2hours a day, insane.

Anyway, I just told him to join twitter (Rikkko), he’ll be promoting our new site in a few weeks and it’ll help if he has a few hundred loyal twitter followers by then to reach out to. Beware though, he’s insane, rude and if he ever replies to you it will probably have nothing to do with what you said, he also loves vodka, and practices public nudity a lot, mostly in bars while drunk.

Everyone, say hi to Ryan;

ryan

Feel free to follow him over at Twitter Rikkko

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