Jul 6, 2009 7
The Mystery Undies and a Small Bra
Suspecting nothing I always hung my clean undies to dry outside. Every day, but the last few months there was less wash to hang outside. Strangely enough there was always something missing, so after a few weeks I had to go out and buy new ones again. Underwear. Yes, I’m serious.
First I thought my washing machine was eating my manly undies. Socks that went in as a pair often came out a single, so why could it not be that it liked my manly underwear so much, that it wanted to keep it hidden somewhere, you know, much like what perverted ex girlfriends do. But no, I counted what went in and what came out. The machine wasn’t the guilty one. There was only one possibility left. Someone was taking the underwear from the line while I went to work or was asleep…
Now I’m annoyed, today I hung out a fresh new pair of TonfueWear undies out, and I come back to find it replaced by a Small Bra…wtf? I need you guys to help me figure out wtf is going on, at this rate ill be walking around with no undies on, this just wont do…seriously…
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