TONI ZOVA

Due to a lack of a better blog post title, this will have to do. I decided to redesign my prev personal logo for several reasons. I’ve always loved my own logo, but it held onto too many memories that I’d rather let go, and as corny as this might sound, the logo had to go for that to happen.

So for the past few months I’ve played with concepts on and off, some were so horrific I almost deleted Illy and called it quits (while some of you bastards would have loved for that to happen, sorry, it didnt.)
Kept on trying till I decided to drop the “toni” and work with branding myself, and my work etc as just ZOVA.

(off topic. wow, Jared had to link me to this - nsfw….I’ll get back to this post in 10min…)

Ok, back, so here’s what I came up with, it’s a simple mark but I think it does it’s job well and represents my style nicely. Bold, in your face, sharp and modern. I’d like to add perfect but while I might be perfect, I know the mark is far from it, will always remain a wip I suppose, isn’t that the case with all out personal logos? The font is also custom made for the mark, gotta thank Jared here for giving me his constant feedback, appreciate it dude (goes back to look at more links…damn it, fucker…)

Alright, that’s it, just wanted to let people know of the news. Will be sure to update you once my hot new business cards come in etc. Keep it real.

I decided to write this up real quick to save me having to explain some of the following points to individuals each times the ‘points’ arise, so to speak. Once I’m done typing this up I’ll be able to link people to this article and save my self the constipated feeling I get when people, you know, are completely annoying.

So forgive me if I’m blunt, and straight forward here, but I use twitter for fun, pure and simple. To get to know some cool new people and stay in touch with friends, and also follow some news sources there. I’m not there (as many seem to be) for the popularity, hence why i rarely ReTweet stuff, or compliment people, or strike conversations with retards in hopes of them following me back. I’m sorry, people don’t amuse me enough for me to sink to that level, it’s the sad truth.

So you know, my whole idea behind this here post is to simply explain my own personal limits. I’m not trying to go on about how fucking cool I think I am and how you have to follow rules to follow me, or anything like that. I’m saying this now because some of the things down below, you may not want to hear, also because some of you bastards that don’t like me much love to comment on every fucking word I make, so yeah. It’s not you, it’s me, and I hope you believe that, because I don’t, no I mean I do. Right.

1. I tweet a lot, usually. Recently I haven’t because I’ve been busy but yeah I’m known to cough up anywhere around 50-150 tweets a day be it regular tweets, @ replies or whatever. You really don’t want to follow me on your cell phones, because at times your ass hole might pucker up because of how often I tweet, yeah it’ll be annoying. I have friends that don’t follow me and I don’t follow them because of how much we both tweets, so it’s cool. So yeah I tweet a lot, and i’ll keep at it. Period.

2. I probably wont follow you, I regularly unfollow hundreds of people that don’t converse with me, because way back I made the mistake of following back people who followed me. Twitter etiquette my ass. I’ll follow you if we tweet each other a lot, or you’re a friend or family member or amusing. It’s not personal, and I don’t expect you to follow me for the sake of it, I just can’t possibly follow thousands of people and expect to actually have fun on there. Also remember, i’m easily distracted, so I have to draw the circle very small so I can step out of it when I need to, else it gets crazy on there.

3. I honestly try to reply and tweet back all the @replies and so on, but sometimes I get so many that I miss a few, and sometimes there’s just nothing to reply. A bunch of you are well mad wankers, really, you say the weirdest shit, like, you tweet me asking me to give you money, or my laptop, or asking for sperm samples. I love you all but I don’t feel like replying with ‘no’ or ‘piss off’ all the time. Don’t be offended if I don’t @reply you every single time ok? I’m not offended when none of you bastards reply to some of my tweets, ok?

4. I’m an unpleasant individual most of the time, unless you make a really good impressions, which you’re not obligated to do, so keep this in mind; i’m an asshole. I’m not ‘that’ friendly, so if i’m a right cock towards you, please know that I probably don’t even know you, and don’t men anything personal by it. My assholism is like insane gag reflexes, i do it a lot off the bat for no apparent reason. It’s what makes me, me…I guess…?

5. Sorry there’s no #5 at this time, who knows, you all might persist on annoying me in some other way and ill have to come back here and fill this one up.

6. The last thing I want to say really makes me feel like a dick, which is a normal feeling but still. My name. Now I know, it’s not a common guy spelling of it, and you’re all used to Tony, but it’s not Tony. It’s TONI, with an i. T. O. N. I. Seriously, if you accidentally or unknowingly refer to me as Tony, i’ll either block you or call you a really mean thing, it depends on how moody I am at the time but you’ll at least get a “stfu you cock sucking unicorn riding bullshitting midget sucking dolphin shoving asshole pile of shit.” Toni is my name, so really, i don’t go around calling you Jordan if your name is Bill do I? No, i don’t. Ok, thanks.

7. Ok, lastly, I’m not interested in censoring myself for anyone, so if you feel like complaining about who often I tweet or what I tweet about etc, please, save yourself the trouble of wasting 140characters on me and unfollow. It’s as simple as that

That was really tough to write, well parts of it, the parts where I was being sincere and nice/polite, because I don’t want to come off as an arrogant son of a donkey for writing this, or be misunderstood. I will just hope that this is received in the way it was intended, and not the other way. The end, now piss on off to what you were doing before you landed here.

Grabs glass of wine, lights a cig, and publishes post without even proof reading.

Good morning sinners. In order to update this blog more frequently I have opted for a theme that reminds me a bit of twitter, and I have limited my posts to only 4 sentences, this way I’m pretty fucking sure my short attention span wont kick in, and i’ll be able to blog more often. Mini blog, little machine gun outbursts of Toni. yes, ok.

Yes, I’m that good. That is all.